ROD 051311

ROD

Saturday, 14May11

 

Insanity Saturday

Uh, Oh… this is a 2 x 4 rounds of 30 seconds work/20 seconds rest non stop, rest for 1 1/2 minutes, rinse (lol) and then repeat.

  • KB Dip & switch
  • KB Power row & catch
  • KB Deadlift jumps 
  • KB See saw presses

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Riddle Me This???

Anywho, I spent some time this morning working on a cool blog post that I think you’ll all would like, but as I was in the midst of writing it, I was thinking to myself, and I said, “self, what are some of the most perplexing questions that seems like no one can answer”.  Maybe I’m just weird (ok, I know I’m weird), but I think this stuff is great and I’m in a light-hearted mood today so it all fits so well.

Here is some funny/interesting/thought-provoking stuff to ponder heading into the weekend. Enjoy.

Only in America…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only in America ….do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?

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Only in America …..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

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Only in America ……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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Only in America ……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

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Only in America …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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EVER WONDER….

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

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Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

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Why is it they don’t manufacture B batteries?

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Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the terminal?

I don’t have the answers for any of this stuff. Do you? I’d like to hear what you think in the comments below ~ Coach “D”